Diesels Dominate Le Mans Qualifying! And I begin to quantify how dumb Americans are (and not just about Diesel.)

Who says you can’t go fast, cheap? Have a look at this!

Can’t wait to catch some coverage on speed channel over the weekend. Le Mans has always been the place where the vision of future car development is seen. My 60’s E-type was the direct descendant of the Le Mans winning D-type of the 50’s. So by the teens we’ll all be driving fast, yet economical and eco-friendly veggie oil-burning cars perhaps?

Oh wait, I already am! The future is now! 🙂

Speaking of Diesels and my foolish countrymen who refuse to use them, sell them or buy them… have a look at this. I happen to own a Dodge 1500 RAM pickup… that is not a Diesel. I wish it was, but it isn’t. The wife bought this as a tow vehicle for her (damn) horses, and I will admit it is handy to have around when hauling something is required. It usually lives out in the barn where the veggie oil fuel system runs, and very rarely gets driven. We’ve had it for 7 years and maybe put 15k miles on it. I brought it to work this week because we needed to haul some stuff needed for our datacenter expansion and I attempted to replicate Clarkson’s feat while driving what is basically the standard American vehicle… a truck-chassis based, non-aerodynamic, mid-sized V-8 powered, slush-gearbox, gas guzzler. I drove it to work, then around town on errands, and home. The highest I let it rev was 2000 RPM, and that was on a very steep uphill grade in West Seattle… the normal rev range was 1200-1700 RPM, cruising on the freeway @ 55 or 60 MPH (in the right lane only, like a decent human being should at this speed! {for my British and antipodean readers, that would be the left lane… aka the “slow lane”… a concept that Americans outside of Montana are completely unaware of… grrrr) I maintained a steady 1500 RPM… and used the cruise control whereever I could.

I did not run the tank dry, but just down to half. When I refilled the half-empty tank last night, it cost me $54.10(!) and I had only run it 165 miles. Just over 11 MPG.

Jesus H. Krist on a pogostick! I have NO IDEA how the average American family can afford to drive these Tahoes and Explorers?!?! This is insanity. I buy about ~5 gallons of Diesel fuel a week from the pump, and burn about ~5 gallons of my own home brew, and rack up over 450 miles doing it. AND I drive around with a lead foot most of the time.

Next week, I’ll track for you how much fuel I burn, and what the costs are to me to do it, while driving as I do “normally”… then I’ll try another week and drive like I did in the truck, with maximum fuel savings in mind, and document the results. Should be interesting.

Here is another metric of how dumb my countrymen can be… most of them will be watching NASCAR make nothing but left turns while I’m watching Le Mans. sigh.

A little rice with your sauerkraut.

I saw this one a few years back on Bainbridge Island. Something of a parody on wheels n’est pas?

* PVC? Check
* Snowboard/wing? Check
* Coffee can exhaust with real coffee can? Check
* Lime Green paint? Check
* Home made “ground effects package”? Check

All that’s missing is the “V-tec” and “bad boy club” stickers and it will be up for a starring role in “Fast & Furious 4”

A Jagick, or a Buiguar?

This one is up on eBay right at the moment so if this sort of thing floats your boat, go bid now!

It is basically a Buick with an E-type FHC body. Thankfully it was just an FHC tub, saved from the crusher, not a complete Jaguar lumped and chopped. The latter is a crime, while the former… well let’s just call it “inspiration.” If what Picasso* said is true, this guy is an artistic genius. He stole the most beautiful car design ever, and plopped it down on … well… a Buick. So on the one hand it is a VASTLY improved Buick, but on the other hand it is a horrifically ugly Jaguar! Depends on your perspective I guess. So let’s change our perspective and have a look from the front:

Oh my.

* “Good artists copy; great artists steal.” –Pablo Picasso

A fake 356?

I was out running an errand today and stumbled across this car. It is a psuedo-porsche built from a VW… which in a way is ironic because Porsches are just Psuedo-Volkswagens right? =)

Anyway, while I pull on the asbestos pajamas in preparation for the flames from Porschephiles, have a look at this:


Sorry for the crappy phone-cam images… I literally snapped it from my car as I drove by and did not have time to pull my camera out of my bag. Like so many repro-cars, it gets enough of the detail wrong to throw the whole thing off. It is obviously based on a VW beetle or ghia (likely the latter.) Note the 70’s style 911 wheels. I always liked those “flower petal” wheels on 911s, but they sure look funny on a “356”!

The weirdest of all is the roofline in the back. How hard would it have been to get it to consistently slope? That sedan-notch-thing going on is just bizarre.

I can see building a Speedster, or a Spyder from a VW, but a 356 Coupe? Oh well. Let me know what you think.

BTW: for reference, here is a real one (a hastily edited photo from my own collection… Dr. Fisher’s Porsche from the Forza Amelia… I beat this car on our track day driving a 450sl. 😉 )

New Section: “Weird Seen”

I carry a camera with me at all times… a habit I started 20-some years ago. It has allowed me to capture some interesting images. Being a “car guy” one of the things I try and photograph is interesting cars. I have a collection of photos to share and today I stumbled across yet another “weird car” and came up with the idea of populating my web log with this kind of thing. So here it is… “weird seen”… I hope you like it.

I have enough photos, and run into enough vehicular oddities in life to present several a week, but if you have something of your own, feel free to contact me via email or a comment and even you can contribute to the madness.

Arlington Show & Shine

The Arlington downtown merchants put on a car show the first weekend of June every year. I’m not a big fan of car shows… I’d prefer to DRIVE the car… but this is a hometown event, and I feel it is important to attend. Besides, they need to see something different. These shows are made up almost exclusively of old American cars. Classics, customs, muscle, hot rods, etc. In some years I’ve had the only foreign car there. This year it was a bit different. For one, the turnout was incredible. I showed up an hour after the official start, and they were almost out of room… every block of Olympic Avenue was filled except the northernmost, which is where my car ended up.

Above: The 65E at the north end of Olypmic Ave.

Unfortunately I had to help my son Nicholas do a school project, so I parked it, erected my “it is OK to touch this car” sign, and caught a ride home. Four hours later Nick and I returned to have some lunch, and walk around to check out the cars. Like all car shows, they hand out prizes, but since there is no category for “foreign cars” or “sports cars” or the like, I have no illusions that I’ll win anything… this car is just too different. I do enjoy walking around and looking… and chatting with people about their cars. This year there were quite a few non-US cars. I saw a Triumph TR3A, a Hillman, two Datsun Z cars (though one was “lumped” with an American V8 engine, and the other was chromed beyond belief in the engine bay), a Porsche 911, and an Austin-Healey bugeye Sprite. But the remaining few hundred cars were all out of Detroit.

Here are some of my favorites:

I like this sort of chopped salt-flat racer looking pickup truck.

I love that Datsun Z cars are now coming into “classic” status. The 240s and 260s of course… the less said about the later ones the better… but they were the last of the “affordable sports cars” until the Miata/MX-5 changed the world 20 years later. This is the ‘stock” example at the show today. The “lumped” one was next to it.

Above: Count the sparkplug wires

This was probably the most unique and rare vehicle at the show today, and it quite deservedly won “Best of Show”. It is a 1941 Lincoln, but not your every day Lincoln. It was a custom built factory car of which less than 20 were built, and NOT sold to the general public. These cars were given to Ford family members and company executives. It is a phaeton, with a flathead/sidevalve V-12 engine driving it. It is owned by a guy down in Marysville, the next town south of Arlington, and has been shown at major concours such as Pebble Beach. Here is another photo… of Nick checking it out:

It was certainly cool to see this unique machine here today. MY favorite however was this one:


It is a 1952 Packard. I’ve always loved the pre-war Packards, but this one really drew me in. First of all, it was immense. The proportions of the body and the styling do not really show it, but this car is huge… in that overconfident post-war American way that captures that era so well. It has styling that predicts the future (at least until the early 60s), while paying homage to the past… specifically Packard’s past. The owner was not around, but I would have loved to talk to them about this car. I had to get shots of the pre-war styling cues; the swan hood ornament (above), and the perfect whitewalls and stunning classic Packard wheel hub design:

As I predicted, the Jag won no prizes, but I did have several people complement the car, and a couple tell me it was their favorite. The gearheads all stared in wonder at the XK engine, which to the average American car guy appears to be technology from another planet… everything is there, but it is all shaped differently and in different places!

Nicholas & I went home and finished his school project, then I spent some time on my car project, the new (old) air intake system. I’ve finished sanding the plenum, and was able to hit its bottom with the first shot of hammerite tonight:

Still looking for the filter cannister…

Finally… it is June!

So we can flip our KZOK calendars over to that shapely gorgeous thing. Too bad the girl is in the way! 😉

Henry Ngan (photog) and Dave Webber (A.D.) did an awesome job with that photo. The car looks way better in that shot than in real life!

The Arlington “Show & Shine” is this weekend, time to wash the car.