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June 23, 2006

Weird Seen: Jet Truck

Filed under: Cars, Weird Seen — chuck goolsbee @ 1:07 pm

OK, so everyone has seen the jet-powered “hybrid” New Beetle, right? Speaking as a former Beetle driver, I can confirm that the guy is insane. The VW New Beetle has the aerodynamic properties of a wing. They start to take off around 120MPH. Ask me how I know!

The thing is, the guy is using the wrong car. He needs something with the aerodynamics of either a brick, or something with some serious downforce. Also, the guy is using a little jet engine from a small helicopter. If he had some balls he’d use one of these:

What is that you ask? Well, just about the biggest jet engine you can get. Living here in Boeing country we see a lot of weird stuff on the roads. Sections of fueselage, engines, entire wings driving down the freeway. So one day I see the engine from a Boeing 777 driving down Interstate 5:

Fire that baby up and set a land speed record for a tractor trailer!

1 Comment »

  1. you said ask about flying VW’s at 120mph?? sounds way to fast for something with the motor in the wrong end! :-) Jerome

    Comment by gondwana — June 24, 2006 @ 1:45 pm

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