Happy Fathers Day.

A little late. I wrote this on Saturday, but have been very busy at work, so now it is late. Better late than never though:

The photo above is me & my father (out rallying in my mother’s Mercedes!) It was taken by the official rally photog for the Colorado Grand. I think I took better photos, but I was never able to capture to two of us. 😉


Had a great day out dtoday with my youngest son. It was my “father’s day” one day early. Let me tell you about it, and how it came to pass:

About 2 weeks ago I stopped at a NAPA near my office to grab a replacement brake light bulb for my daily driver (VW Jetta TDI… those Audi R10 TDI’s are kicking @$$ at Le Mans right now… Go Diesel!!!) and I noticed a flyer for a father’s day car show on Whidbey Island. I figured it would be a good day out for my son & I.

Then last weekend I had a “smoke escapes” incident that I could not find the source for. Out with the wife in the Jag, riding home from a nice dinner date, flick on the headlights and are confronted with a wildly swinging ammeter and a whiff of Genuine Lucas Smoke. Drove the rest of the way sans lights (by choice) and then could not get the smoke to reappear once back at the garage. Humpf… British cars!

So today my son Nicholas & I rolled out early on a misty day for a drive to Whidbey Island. As we left Arlington, we had another whiff of smoke. This time I was prepared and already had my dash knobs out, so I pulled over and dropped the panel, fully expecting to see The Prince of Darkness himself puffing on a pipe!

Nothing.

I was stumped. Though I noted that my ammeter was lying like a dead thing, and not wiggling when I flicked the turn signals on. =\

I stopped at a gas station to fill up, and pulled the voltmeter out of my boot and checked the battery… it was fine, with around 14V. I fired up the engine and checked again… 12V and dropping/wiggling. Damn. I assumed a had fried yet another alternator. Something about this car – it eats alternators. =\

It was still very early here on the west coast, so I didn’t want to wake Ray, so I called Wiggy to find out the model # of the Hitachi so I could grab another one. I stopped at a NAPA in Mt. Vernon, they didn’t have one, but they called ahead to Oak Harbor, and found one for me. Nick & I hit the road and made our way to over Fidalgo Island, and over the Deception Pass bridge to Whidbey. I picked up the Hitachi alternator and made my way down the island to the show.

The show itself was “OK”… the usual 50’s, 60’s cars & hot rods, with a few oddballs here and there. It was a charity show for the Alzheimer’s Society and a hospice on the island, so I was more than happy to pay my entry fee. They did have more than just cars. They had a contest on PS2’s running Gran Turismo 4, where they put everyone in the same car/course and awarded a trophy for the fastest lap. Nick & I did miserably, but it was fun. They also had a 102 year old (running!) Pope car from the Le May Museum in Tacoma. My favorite car there was a pre-war Lancia. Not a sports car, but very cool nonetheless. In the weird world of small-town car shows without much clue about non-American cars, the 65E was in the same class as this, and virtually every other foreign car there.

Nick was awesome, once again jumping out of the car on arrival and giving it a good cleaning while I went and registered.

Over the course of the day, I swear I meet over half a dozen guys who tell me they have an old E-type in their garage! Virtually all of them on Whidbey Island. One of them was even Roger Los. =) I shared the existence of this group and xkedata, so hopefully we’ll see some new guys and cars here.

Later in the afternoon, Nick went off to the swingset, while I set about replacing my alternator. So I get all the tools out… I know exactly what I need. If anybody needs a pit crew alternator replacer for their E-type Jag, I’m your guy! I’m usually a slow mechanic, but I’ve done this so often that it goes very fast. I remove the top nut and take the tension off the belt and right before my eyes the source of all my problems is revealed:

As I push the alternator toward the engine, the main wire breaks off. It was badly corroded and the crimp on the O-connector was almost burned through. It was ‘barely there’ until I broke it by moving the alterator. Well, this was a lot easier to deal with than a full swap! I jump back to the boot, and pull out a new O-connector and the crimp, snip off the munged end, and put a new end on. Presto!

The only issue I had then was what to do with my new alternator. I figured I’d put the right pulley on it and throw it in the boot. With a replacement on board, I assume the one on the car will last forever, right? 😉

The show came to an end. Nick was very sad that we didn’t win anything… but given that all foreign cars were lumped in one class, and from what I could see the cleanliness of the car was the main criteria. Given that I don’t subject the 65E to any full-body Armor-all dips, and drive it too much (and don’t wash it enough!) so we didn’t win.

What I did win was a great drive home, and that’s fine with me. The weather cleared, and the alternator was working again, so I fired up the Valentine1 and drove it like I stole it. For the first time since the engine rebuild I *really* pushed the car, and it drove like a dream. We took back roads most of the way, and violated the law whenever possible. 😉

The highlight was passing a couple of Navy kids in a rice rocket sport compact car (they never saw me coming) and having them try and keep up with a car more than twice THEIR age. They would catch me in traffic, but as soon as we passed, I would walk away from them every time. What a joy!

Pics from the day here.

Diesels Dominate Le Mans Qualifying! And I begin to quantify how dumb Americans are (and not just about Diesel.)

Who says you can’t go fast, cheap? Have a look at this!

Can’t wait to catch some coverage on speed channel over the weekend. Le Mans has always been the place where the vision of future car development is seen. My 60’s E-type was the direct descendant of the Le Mans winning D-type of the 50’s. So by the teens we’ll all be driving fast, yet economical and eco-friendly veggie oil-burning cars perhaps?

Oh wait, I already am! The future is now! 🙂

Speaking of Diesels and my foolish countrymen who refuse to use them, sell them or buy them… have a look at this. I happen to own a Dodge 1500 RAM pickup… that is not a Diesel. I wish it was, but it isn’t. The wife bought this as a tow vehicle for her (damn) horses, and I will admit it is handy to have around when hauling something is required. It usually lives out in the barn where the veggie oil fuel system runs, and very rarely gets driven. We’ve had it for 7 years and maybe put 15k miles on it. I brought it to work this week because we needed to haul some stuff needed for our datacenter expansion and I attempted to replicate Clarkson’s feat while driving what is basically the standard American vehicle… a truck-chassis based, non-aerodynamic, mid-sized V-8 powered, slush-gearbox, gas guzzler. I drove it to work, then around town on errands, and home. The highest I let it rev was 2000 RPM, and that was on a very steep uphill grade in West Seattle… the normal rev range was 1200-1700 RPM, cruising on the freeway @ 55 or 60 MPH (in the right lane only, like a decent human being should at this speed! {for my British and antipodean readers, that would be the left lane… aka the “slow lane”… a concept that Americans outside of Montana are completely unaware of… grrrr) I maintained a steady 1500 RPM… and used the cruise control whereever I could.

I did not run the tank dry, but just down to half. When I refilled the half-empty tank last night, it cost me $54.10(!) and I had only run it 165 miles. Just over 11 MPG.

Jesus H. Krist on a pogostick! I have NO IDEA how the average American family can afford to drive these Tahoes and Explorers?!?! This is insanity. I buy about ~5 gallons of Diesel fuel a week from the pump, and burn about ~5 gallons of my own home brew, and rack up over 450 miles doing it. AND I drive around with a lead foot most of the time.

Next week, I’ll track for you how much fuel I burn, and what the costs are to me to do it, while driving as I do “normally”… then I’ll try another week and drive like I did in the truck, with maximum fuel savings in mind, and document the results. Should be interesting.

Here is another metric of how dumb my countrymen can be… most of them will be watching NASCAR make nothing but left turns while I’m watching Le Mans. sigh.

A little rice with your sauerkraut.

I saw this one a few years back on Bainbridge Island. Something of a parody on wheels n’est pas?

* PVC? Check
* Snowboard/wing? Check
* Coffee can exhaust with real coffee can? Check
* Lime Green paint? Check
* Home made “ground effects package”? Check

All that’s missing is the “V-tec” and “bad boy club” stickers and it will be up for a starring role in “Fast & Furious 4”

A Jagick, or a Buiguar?

This one is up on eBay right at the moment so if this sort of thing floats your boat, go bid now!

It is basically a Buick with an E-type FHC body. Thankfully it was just an FHC tub, saved from the crusher, not a complete Jaguar lumped and chopped. The latter is a crime, while the former… well let’s just call it “inspiration.” If what Picasso* said is true, this guy is an artistic genius. He stole the most beautiful car design ever, and plopped it down on … well… a Buick. So on the one hand it is a VASTLY improved Buick, but on the other hand it is a horrifically ugly Jaguar! Depends on your perspective I guess. So let’s change our perspective and have a look from the front:

Oh my.

* “Good artists copy; great artists steal.” –Pablo Picasso

Stanley Cup Comments

I watched game one. Well, actually I watched MOST of game one. It went like this:

Oiler Goal, Oiler Goal, Don Cherry in an insane suit made of drapery remnants saying that Edmonton would win (did I mention I’m so happy to live close enough to Canada to be able to watch the NHL on HNIC), Oiler Goal. Chuck thinking, wow, these guys are dominating. I had a feeling it would be a five or even four game series.

That is when I had to walk away from the TV and do some things… first I had to carry a bag of rabbit food out to the barn. It took me a while. When I walked back in the house the score was tied 3-3… before I could digest that Carolina scored again… then I noticed Edmonton had switched goaltenders. I then had to make dinner, but kept walking over to the TV to stare slack-jawed at what was happening. I iChat a friend in Vancouver who informs me as to why Roloson was off the ice… his own teammate dumped an opposing player on him and he’s tweaked a knee. That is exactly how my hockey “career” ended. sigh. At least Roli’s happened in a Stanley Cup final instead of a Wednesday night beer league game. :\

(Un)fortunately I was unable to watch game two, but Chuq posted a nice analysis, and this still could be a sweep, or maybe a 5-gamer but not in favor of the Oilers. Oh well.

There have been some legendary Cup Finals where injury-plagued underdogs pull off amazing feats. Ironically, my favorite was in 1987, when the Flyers (a team I hated up to that point) managed to wring seven games from what was essentially the Hershey Bears first two lines, up against the legendary Edmonton Oilers. What got them there was a hotheaded but brilliant Goaltender named Ron Hextall. You can’t win Stanley Cups without goaltending and the goaltender that got the Oilers there is now out. It will be a miracle if the Oilers can pull off a win, much less a Stanley Cup.

I hate to see it go that way, but as Don Cherry says on Coaches Corner “Kids, watch this… YOU DON’T DO THIS: Dump a player on your own goaltender!” I don’t know if Grapes pointed out Marc-Andre Bergeron’s grave error, but he should have.