Sunday Worship

Fisrt off, I’m not at all religious, so don’t worry, this isn’t a sermon. I’m sure however the religious folks will condemn me to hell for linking the pleasures of driving to the term “worship.” Fine with me. 😉

This morning Nicholas wanted a “family breakfast”, which translated from kidspeak means “dad cooks.” His menu contained some things we had none of in the larder, so a trip into town was called for. Our kitchen faces east, and after yesterday’s overcast I could see dark clouds still clung to the Cascade mountains above our house. Walking out the front door though, it was clear blue skies that appeared to the southwest. That always bodes well in these parts. It was unseasonably warm on Friday and I missed the opportunity for top-down driving. I was not going to let this one pass by. Out past the Jetta parked in the driveway, and to the barn to uncover the 65E.

After checking fluids and reconnecting long undone electrical terminals, I pushed it halfway out the barn door and climbed in. Turned the key, and the Facet fuel pump began its odd pulsations in the boot. Pulled the choke all the way out and hit the starter button with an eye on the oil pressure gauge. The starter grinds for a few seconds, and the cat is reluctant to fire after the long winter slumber. It extends its muscular front legs out and draws its hindquarters up to stretch the long winter doldrums from its awakening muscle fibers. Pulling itself upright it twists its neck and yawns its feline mouth and sputters a cough. Just as I condsider releasing the starter button for a break and another go, it shudders and fires, falling into a fast 1800 RPM purring idle. It is awake! I pull out of the barn and drive around to the front of the house, run to just inside the front door for my coat (it is quite brisk!) and head down the driveway. I go slowly at first, allowing the just-out-of-hibernation machine to adjust to being active again. I watch the temp gauge and adjust the choke as the engine comes fully warm. By the time I’m down the hill to the main highway by the river I consider really opening it up and letting it roar.

Sitting at the stop sign I look both ways and the highway is completely empty. There are two residences here, a trailer home on my side and a dairy farm on the other. In consideration of their possible morning slumber I ease the Jaguar into the highway and pull away at a sedate pace. As I drop into second gear the reserve is overwhelmed by the desire to hear the big cat growl… just a little… and I run her up to 3500 RPM before upshifting into 3rd.

The sound is sublime.

The four miles into town is a series of sweeping rights and lefts and I take them with ease, but just enough throttle to keep them from being dull. Hearing the exhaust note echo off of the surroundings is like hearing a familiar old tune. A melody that brings a smile and nothing but pleasant memories rushing back. I drop the speed as I come up the riverbank into town and just let the car roll along in 3rd at 25mph, engine barely above idle. It is significantly warmer here in town that up on the hill where we live, even though the elevation difference is only a few hundred feet. I see that my favorite parking spot at the grocery (a lone spot that is protected by a lamppost and a grocery cart corral) is occupied, so I loop around past the front door and into another safe place, too far from the door for errant, inattentive, lazy SUV & pickup drivers to casually park. This is after all where my bonnet bender took place a year an a half ago. As I turn my head towards the door I see two grocery store employees staring at the Jaguar; obviously drawn to the open door by the unusual purr of the exhaust note.

I run in, shedding my coat, and find the items that Nick wanted, along with some half-price easter candy (no chocolate bunnies though!) The drive home is just as nice as the on in, if not more so. The sweepers are uphill this way, requiring more throttle. As I exit the first series of six or eight esses I glance down at the speedo, and see it touch 80. This road is 55 MPH and I didn’t bring the Valentine. I ease up a bit, but no TOO much… it would take a real grumpy Sheriff to ding me a hard one for 19 MPH over the limit so I drop it down below 75 for the remaining few miles of SR530. The hard right off the highway leads to a steep hill that switchbacks up several times before leveling out with an abrupt dip that provides, for a split second, a zero-gravity condition inside the car if done at JUST the right speed. I throttle up and enjoy the roar off the steep rocky hillside on the left and concrete jersey barrier on the right, then pop over that little parabolic hump at the top and feel myself being held down by the safety belts. It always feels better to do that in the open topped Jaguar than inside the Jetta’s sedan bodywork! My Sunday morning hoonage done, I settle down to a respectable and quiet speed for the mile or so home.

Pulling back into the barn I give the big cat a little pat on the dashboard, and shut her down. Springtime has arrived once again and a season of Sunday Drives lies ahead.

eBay Motors: Jaguar (item 250102645237 end time Apr-14-07 16:41:35 PDT)

It’s official. My dad’s old XK 120 is on the block:

eBay Motors: Jaguar (item 250102645237 end time Apr-14-07 16:41:35 PDT)

This highly reliable old war horse is up for sale. I’m going to miss it. My father bought it in 1999; his second post-retirement collector car purchase. He had owned the E-type for several years but found that many of the vintage events that he really wanted to attend would not accept a car as “young” as the E-type. He found this really nice XK 120 being sold by a Doctor in Houston and bought it. Suddenly a whole new level of event was open to him, such as the California Mille, the Colorado Grand, etc. I first saw and drove this car on the La Carerra Nevada in June of 2000. I still recall that event fondly, mostly because it was insane… completely bonkers. The field was made up entirely of pre-1955 cars, and all but two were American iron. There was another XK 120 there, an FHC, and more than half of the cars entered failed somehow/DNF’ed… EXCEPT the two old Jags! So much for the supposed “unreliability” of British cars eh? It was just crazy to traverse this barren outback in an iconic beauty such as the XK 120. Here was a lithe English sports car, built for A-roads and Autobahns, tearing up pavement and gravel, and leaving the Locals in the dust! Tons of fun.

I distinctly recall a moment, tearing along a desert valley floor’s smooth, but still gravel-surfaced road, around 75 MPH, with a plume of dust behind us… turning to my father with a grin and saying “I don’t quite think this is what Sir William had in mind.”

After a proper rebuild of the SU carbs a year later the XK really came into its own, and reclaimed the BHP time had robbed from it. I drove the car 3 years after the Nevada rally and it was a revelation. The agricultural rear suspension was still there, but the grunt from that engine! Wow. High Performance Tractor! In the 2003 New England 1000 the car felt wonderful. Fast, fun, and flair! Grace, Pace and Space (now that my father’s pedal & seat mods made me (5′ 11″) finally fit so that I could drive without “squatting” in the foot well.

I really do hope that this car finds a good home, with somebody that will DRIVE it. If you know somebody in the market for a good driver-level XK, pass it along.

Another photo I just like…

Taken whilst hanging out the door, knuckles almost scraping the asphalt of California Highway 89, somewhere above the western shore of Lake Tahoe’s Emerald Bay.

Roger almost picked this shot for his XKEdata 2007 Calendar, but it didn’t show enough of the car to be recognizable as an E-type I guess. It is a dynamic photo… about as dynamic as you can get for an “in car” shot, but the car isn’t really the subject. It is more about “driving” than “car.”

Anyway… sit back and enjoy. (You can almost hear the throttle overrun as the corner approaches!)

–chuck

BTW: Sorry for being remiss is postng updates of late. Things have been a tad busy at Chez Goolsbee!

Happy Birthday Christopher!

Today is Christopher’s 17th birthday. It is the first time he has been away from home on this day of the year. He’s 10,000 kilometers (6000+ miles) away. We’re going to call him later tonight.

I thought I’d share some photos of him over the years, in context of the usual subjects here on my website. The above photo was him in 4th grade, heading off to school in Wanborough, Wilts. Behind him is our trusty Volvo 440TD, a nice little Diesel car we owned in the UK.

Below are a bunch of photos taken on various rallies (some you have seen before), with Chris doing his usual stellar job of TSD Navigator. He’s REALLY good at it.

I miss you Chris!


Above: on the Deception Pass Bridge during the Tulip Rallye.


Above: Seattle Jag Club “Fall Colors Tour”


Above two: on the annual Poppy Rally in British Columbia. Due to weather issues, we took the Jetta!


Above: Seattle Jag Club’s Mt. Rainier Drive


Above two: The fateful 2004 Run To The Gorge

Whoa…

I’m by no means all that interested in my orbital position in the “blogosphere”… at all. I don’t really consider this a “blog” so much as an extension of the website I started way back in 1997. That site’s original purpose, to share with our friends photos and text of my family’s life while we were overseas, has remained true. Though we’ve been back in the USA now for over eight years, and my family has opted out of participating (for the most part. Sue watches WAY TOO MUCH TV and has bought into the whole “Internet is rife with stalkers and ID thieves!” paranoia that the news media espouses CONSTANTLY) so the site is more about sharing my photos and text with my friends.

There are a bunch of you who participate right here, via the comments. There is an even larger bunch of you, who just email me directly, maintaining a sort of asynchronous communication channel, me outbound via HTTP and you inbound via SMTP. I’m OK with that too. The majority of folks in that latter category are the folks I’ve been communicating with for a LONG time. Old habits die hard I guess.

As it is, I figure that I have about 30 to 50 people, that I know personally who view this site on a regular basis. I’ve even “met” some people via this website, but none of them “face to face” so far. There are likely a few hundred folks who wander by, one offs… compulsive link followers who get here via clicking my name in another website’s comments area probably. You can measure my hits in the thousands… so I’m not cultivating a following, a technorati ranking, or any sort of revenue. If you EVER see advertising on this site, even google ads, you know it has been hijacked or something! I just can’t lower myself to “monetize” my friends. I really do see this as a form of personal communication.

So where am I going with this?

Today I was helping my staff work on deploying a frequently requested technology, and we were using this server as a guinea pig. I wondered how I, or more specifically our customers, would be able to gather data on this so I peeked at my stats. The image above snapped my head back a bit. SOMETHING I posted this month got a BUNCH of traffic. Since I do not have my stats tweaked to show granular data (remember, I really don’t care about them mostly) it took some digging and postulating to figure out what.

So it looks like the torrent of traffic started on the 14th. Looking back, the ONLY thing I can see that started that was my “William Fucking Shatner” story.

Must be the word “fucking” in there because I don’t see any incoming links for that page. So here is a hint for all you traffic whores (that means YOU John! 😉 ) use the word “fucking” a lot. heh.

Bill Maher: New Rules: March 16, 2007

HBO: Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rules: March 16, 2007

“after 9/11, President Bush told us Osama bin Laden could run but he couldn’t hide. But, then he ran and hid. So, Bush went to Plan B: pissing on the Constitution and torturing random people.

Conservatives always say the great thing Reagan did was make us feel good about America again. Well, do you feel good about America now? I’ll give you my answer, and to get it out of me, you don’t even have to hold my head underwater and have a snarling guard dog rip my nuts off. No, I don’t feel very good about that.

They say evil happens when good men do nothing. Well, the Democrats prove it also happens when mediocre people do nothing.”

Well said.